{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}
{"fact":"The oldest cat to give birth was Kitty who, at the age of 30, gave birth to two kittens. During her life, she gave birth to 218 kittens.","length":136}
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